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"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday."
RADIO 5 LIVE

"Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it."
IAN DARKE

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead."
TOM PERRIE

"The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory."
DAVID COLEMAN

"It's headed away by John Clark, using his head."
DEREK RAE

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
DAVID ACFIELD

"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve."
JOHN GREIG

"Forest have now lost six matches without winning."
DAVID COLEMAN

"That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass."
MURDO MACLEOD

"Xavier, who looks just like Zeus, not that I have any idea what Zeus looks like..."
ALAN GREEN

"One or two of their players aren't getting any younger"
TREVOR FRANCIS

"Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals."
PELE

"I'd be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game - one's already been sent off."
JIMMY GREAVES

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
RON ATKINSON

"I never comment on referees, and I am not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
RON ATKINSON

"One year I played fifteen months."
FRANZ BECKENBAUER

"All the Leeds team are 100% behind the manager, but I can't speak for the rest of the squad."
BRIAN GREENHOFF

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip."
JOHN MOTSON

"We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half."
DAVID PLEAT

"If history is going to repeat itself I think we can expect the same thing again."
TERRY VENABLES

"The World Cup is every four years, so it's going to be a perennial problem."
GARY LINEKER

"We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two."
FRANK MCLINTOCK

"Hearts are now playing with a five-man back four."
ALAN MCINALLY

"I never make predictions, and I never will."
PAUL GASCOIGNE

"And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season."
ALAN PARRY

"The 3-5-3 system isn't working for them."
EAMONN DUMPHY

"He hasn't been the normal Paul Scholes today, and he's not the only one."
ALVIN MARTIN

"Scotland don't have to score tonight, but they do have to win."
BILLY MCNEILL

"I don't think anyone enjoyed it, apart from the people who watched it."
ALAN HANSEN

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
GEORGE BEST

"Solskjaer never misses the target. That time he hit the post."
PETER SCHMEICHEL

"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales."
RON GREENWOOD

"He's got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee."
FRANK STAPLETON

"History is all about todays and not yesterdays."
BRIAN MOORE, COMMENTATOR

"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
VINNIE JONES

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning."
RON ATKINSON

"If that had gone in it would have been a goal."
DAVID COLEMAN

"I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is!"
STEVE MCLAREN

"If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside."
STEVE BRUCE

"Germany are a very difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today."
STEVE LOMAS

"Bryan Robson wears his shirt on his sleeve."
BRIAN MOORE

"Sometimes in football, you have to score goals."
THIERRY HENRY

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
IAN WRIGHT

"The World Cup is truly an international event."
JOHN MOTSON

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
TERRY VENABLES

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different."
KEVIN KEEGAN

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven."
DAVID BECKHAM

"I am not a believer in luck... but I do believe you need it."
ALAN BALL

"If we can play like that each week, we'll get some level of consistency."
SIR ALEX FERGUSON

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
NEVILLE SOUTHALL

"Where did you get the name Dickie Dosh from?"
BBC'S RAY STUBBS TO WALSALL MANAGER RICHARD MONEY

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
IAN RUSH

"It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off."
DAVID BECKHAM




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